Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:23 pm
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:36 am
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- Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:02 pm
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- Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:35 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
A: BaNa2
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:37 pm
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What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion
A dogion
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:39 am
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:07 pm
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:50 pm
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Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe
Because you're CuTe
- Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:17 pm
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:33 pm
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
- Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:28 pm
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO