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by Ting Zheng 3L
Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 982663

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How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?

Fear of utility bills.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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Did you know protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die.

They just stop reacting.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:03 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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Tell me a potassium joke.

K.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How often do I tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Is silicon the same in Spanish?

Si
by Ting Zheng 3L
Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:40 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do hungry chemists eat?

Gram (Graham) crackers!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I think I left the bromine and boron in the cabinet.
BrB.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:24 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:35 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:44 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:47 pm
Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
Topic: Changing Energy of a System [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 266

Changing Energy of a System [ENDORSED]

I am slightly confused on the 3 ways of changing the energy of a system. For heating and cooling the system, does it only work in a closed system?
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says "AU, get outta here!"
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

According to chemists, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of problems.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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What is the chemical formula for candy?
Carbon - Holmium - Cobalt - Lanthanum - Tellurium or CHoCaLaTe
by Ting Zheng 3L
Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?

CHAAARGE!!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by Ting Zheng 3L
Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:44 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A sulfone
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:04 pm
Forum: Naming
Topic: Naming for Quiz 2
Replies: 6
Views: 595

Re: Naming for Quiz 2

It would be good to know ammonium, nitrite, nitrate, sulfite, sulfate, hydroxide, phosphate, carbonate, and peroxide.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
... It went OK.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7431
Views: 982663

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
by Ting Zheng 3L
Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:35 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 18
Views: 1534

Chemistry Joke

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite....
He said NaBrO.

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