How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
Fear of utility bills.
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- Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:04 pm
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- Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:54 pm
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Did you know protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
- Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:28 pm
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:41 pm
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Old chemists never die.
They just stop reacting.
They just stop reacting.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:21 pm
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond.
Polar Bond.
- Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:03 am
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Tell me a potassium joke.
K.
K.
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:28 am
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How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Periodically.
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:51 pm
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The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
- Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:08 am
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Is silicon the same in Spanish?
Si
Si
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:40 am
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What do hungry chemists eat?
Gram (Graham) crackers!
Gram (Graham) crackers!
- Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:12 pm
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I think I left the bromine and boron in the cabinet.
BrB.
BrB.
- Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:24 am
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A silicon!
A silicon!
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:35 am
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If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:04 pm
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery!
He was booked for a salt and battery!
- Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:00 pm
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?
H2O
H2O
- Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:08 pm
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers!
Laboratory Retrievers!
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:44 am
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Because it's basic material.
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:47 pm
- Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
- Topic: Changing Energy of a System [ENDORSED]
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Changing Energy of a System [ENDORSED]
I am slightly confused on the 3 ways of changing the energy of a system. For heating and cooling the system, does it only work in a closed system?
- Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:22 pm
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says "AU, get outta here!"
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:15 pm
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According to chemists, why is the world so diverse?
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
Because it's made of alkynes of people!
- Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:41 pm
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of problems.
- Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:39 pm
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What is the chemical formula for candy?
Carbon - Holmium - Cobalt - Lanthanum - Tellurium or CHoCaLaTe
Carbon - Holmium - Cobalt - Lanthanum - Tellurium or CHoCaLaTe
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:07 pm
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What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war?
CHAAARGE!!
CHAAARGE!!
- Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:12 am
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:44 am
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How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A sulfone
A sulfone
- Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:45 pm
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
One molar solution.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:04 pm
- Forum: Naming
- Topic: Naming for Quiz 2
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It would be good to know ammonium, nitrite, nitrate, sulfite, sulfate, hydroxide, phosphate, carbonate, and peroxide.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:41 pm
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
... It went OK.
... It went OK.
- Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:08 pm
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What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
I've got my ion you.
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:35 am
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Chemistry Joke
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite....
He said NaBrO.
He said NaBrO.