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by 504809830_3F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7560
Views: 1010705

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What did the Cowboy Chemist tell his horse? HIO Ag!!!!
by 504809830_3F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7560
Views: 1010705

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
by 504809830_3F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7560
Views: 1010705

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A freshman chemistry student prepared a standard solution and showed it to her professor. The professor gave her a puzzled look, and said: This solution looks a bit WEIRD. Are you sure you used the right set of reagents? The student replied: Absolutely. According to my calculations, this is one NORM...
by 504809830_3F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7560
Views: 1010705

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who...
by 504809830_3F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:41 pm
Forum: Properties & Structures of Inorganic & Organic Acids
Topic: Why is HF a weak acid [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 388

Why is HF a weak acid [ENDORSED]

Why is HF a weak acid, while the rest of the acids in F's group are strong acids?
by 504809830_3F
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:31 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Exam grading
Replies: 1
Views: 347

Exam grading

When can we expect the final exams to be graded by?
by 504809830_3F
Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:01 pm
Forum: Electronegativity
Topic: Quiz 2 preparation workbook question
Replies: 1
Views: 285

Quiz 2 preparation workbook question

In the workbook for quiz 2, there was a problem that asked to draw the lewis structure for S2O3. There ended up being double bonds on two of the atoms around the central atom, S. Apparently it's more stable for the double bond to be on one oxygen and one Sulfur atom rather than two oxygen atoms. The...
by 504809830_3F
Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:45 pm
Forum: Electron Configurations for Multi-Electron Atoms
Topic: s and d orbitals
Replies: 3
Views: 440

Re: s and d orbitals

I am really interested to know why 4s fills before 3d. I know that it's because 4s requires less energy to fill, but why is that? SHouldn't it require more energy since it is an energy level above 3d? By definition of energy levels, the 4s orbital should be further away from the nucleus than the 3d ...
by 504809830_3F
Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:44 pm
Forum: Properties of Electrons
Topic: How electrons behave in an atom
Replies: 1
Views: 607

How electrons behave in an atom

So I understand that in an atom, an elctron oscillates with wave-like properties around the nucleus in a certain possible area, with certain possible energy levels. What I don't understand is how the electrons can maintain that energy and not eventually lose the enrgy, causing the electron to collap...
by 504809830_3F
Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:32 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: CHEM JOKES
Replies: 29
Views: 3472

Re: CHEM JOKES

What is a chemist's favorite mythical being?
The ether bunny!

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