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by Mimi_Giang_1F
Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?

I AM!
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is a monkey's favorite molecule?
BaNa2!
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:18 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I would make a joke about free energy, but no one Gibbs a darn :(
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:58 pm
Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
Topic: Standard Reaction Enthalpy
Replies: 1
Views: 277

Standard Reaction Enthalpy

Can someone explain what the standard reaction enthalpy is and how it's different from the standard enthalpy of formation? I'm confused about the way it's worded in the course reader.
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

"Mom, you can't fight the 2nd law of thermodynamics! All things, which includes bedrooms, move from a state of order to disorder."
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Entropy isn't what it used to be. :(
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:52 pm
Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
Topic: Equilibrium direction??
Replies: 1
Views: 218

Equilibrium direction??

I don't exactly get what it means when the reaction tends "to the left" or to the right" or if equilibrium "sits to the left or right." Can someone explain it?
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:24 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What kind of gum does a ligand chew?

TRIDENTate!
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:37 pm
Forum: Octet Exceptions
Topic: Lewis Acids and Bases
Replies: 3
Views: 529

Re: Lewis Acids and Bases

Is it that why in BCl3, the B is considered the Lewis acid (accepts 3 electrons from each of the Cl's to complete its shell of 6 electrons)? I had previously thought that B would be considered the base, donating it's 3 outer electrons to each of the Cl's that only need one more electron to finish th...
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater!
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:25 am
Forum: *Shrodinger Equation
Topic: Electrostatic (Coulomb) Potential Energy
Replies: 1
Views: 438

Electrostatic (Coulomb) Potential Energy

The electrostatic (coulomb) otential energy is proportional to (q1 x q2)/r q1: Charge 1 q2: Charge 2 r: distance between charges Can someone explain to me what exactly this equation is used to find? What exactly is the electrostatic potential energy and why is it important? And what does this have t...
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Rieber Terrace Study Group
Replies: 12
Views: 1227

Re: Rieber Terrace Study Group

I'm on the fourth floor as well!!! Let's start studying for the upcoming quiz asap!
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 890716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date!
OMg
by Mimi_Giang_1F
Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 13
Views: 1297

Re: Chemistry Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

ba dum, tsssssssss

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