Q: If H20 is water, what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3591669
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Who's the best at making bad jokes about Iodine and Americium?
I AM!
I AM!
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is a monkey's favorite molecule?
BaNa2!
BaNa2!
- Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:18 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends argon.
Because all his friends argon.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Views: 3591669
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I would make a joke about free energy, but no one Gibbs a darn :(
- Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:58 pm
- Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
- Topic: Standard Reaction Enthalpy
- Replies: 1
- Views: 600
Standard Reaction Enthalpy
Can someone explain what the standard reaction enthalpy is and how it's different from the standard enthalpy of formation? I'm confused about the way it's worded in the course reader.
- Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
"Mom, you can't fight the 2nd law of thermodynamics! All things, which includes bedrooms, move from a state of order to disorder."
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Entropy isn't what it used to be. :(
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
- Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:52 pm
- Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
- Topic: Equilibrium direction??
- Replies: 1
- Views: 555
Equilibrium direction??
I don't exactly get what it means when the reaction tends "to the left" or to the right" or if equilibrium "sits to the left or right." Can someone explain it?
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:24 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What kind of gum does a ligand chew?
TRIDENTate!
TRIDENTate!
- Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:37 pm
- Forum: Octet Exceptions
- Topic: Lewis Acids and Bases
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1094
Re: Lewis Acids and Bases
Is it that why in BCl3, the B is considered the Lewis acid (accepts 3 electrons from each of the Cl's to complete its shell of 6 electrons)? I had previously thought that B would be considered the base, donating it's 3 outer electrons to each of the Cl's that only need one more electron to finish th...
- Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater!
Seawater!
- Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:25 am
- Forum: *Shrodinger Equation
- Topic: Electrostatic (Coulomb) Potential Energy
- Replies: 1
- Views: 827
Electrostatic (Coulomb) Potential Energy
The electrostatic (coulomb) otential energy is proportional to (q1 x q2)/r q1: Charge 1 q2: Charge 2 r: distance between charges Can someone explain to me what exactly this equation is used to find? What exactly is the electrostatic potential energy and why is it important? And what does this have t...
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:52 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Rieber Terrace Study Group
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2079
Re: Rieber Terrace Study Group
I'm on the fourth floor as well!!! Let's start studying for the upcoming quiz asap!
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date!
OMg
OMg
- Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2971
Re: Chemistry Joke
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
ba dum, tsssssssss
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
ba dum, tsssssssss