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by JudyPham_4J
Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I'm easily lead.
by JudyPham_4J
Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891785

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What is the chemical formula for seawater?

CH20
by JudyPham_4J
Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 891785

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na
by JudyPham_4J
Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 891785

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
by JudyPham_4J
Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891785

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Why do hamburgers have lower energy than steak? Because it's in a ground state.
by JudyPham_4J
Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 891785

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What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt
by JudyPham_4J
Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 891785

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
by JudyPham_4J
Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 891785

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Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023
by JudyPham_4J
Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: CHEM JOKES
Replies: 29
Views: 3307

Re: CHEM JOKES

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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