Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.
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- Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:17 pm
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- Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:16 pm
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What is the chemical formula for seawater?
CH20
CH20
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:56 pm
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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?
2 Na
2 Na
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:55 pm
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
OH SNaP!
OH SNaP!
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 7:37 pm
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Why do hamburgers have lower energy than steak? Because it's in a ground state.
- Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:34 pm
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What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?
A salt
A salt
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:42 pm
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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:08 am
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Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023
- Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:14 pm
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Re: CHEM JOKES
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."