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by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:25 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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What do you call a tooth suspended in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Why do hamburgers have less energy than steaks?
They're in the ground state.
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Two chemists went to bar. The first said "I'll have an H2O". The second one then said "I'll have an H2O too". He died.
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Q:What element is a girl's future best friend?
A:Carbon
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:23 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: It's pretty basic stuff
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemist enjoy working with ammonia?
A: It's pretty basic stuff
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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"What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?"
A one molar solution
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:56 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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*Pick up line*: Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:48 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Q:what is a chemist's favorite plant?
A:stoichiome-tree
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1019958

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Jim: "Anyone know any good sodium jokes?"
Tim: "Na"
by Anthony_Sampayo_4I
Sun Oct 09, 2016 11:13 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: How to increase the intensity of the photon
Replies: 6
Views: 826

Re: How to increase the intensity of the photon

A single photon cannot increase in intensity, but the intensity of the wave can increase by increasing the number of photons.

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