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What do you call a tooth suspended in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution

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Why do hamburgers have less energy than steaks?
They're in the ground state.

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says to the other, "Hey I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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Two chemists went to bar. The first said "I'll have an H2O". The second one then said "I'll have an H2O too". He died.

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Q:What element is a girl's future best friend?
A:Carbon

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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: It's pretty basic stuff

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Q: Why do chemist enjoy working with ammonia?
A: It's pretty basic stuff

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"What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?"
A one molar solution

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*Pick up line*: Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

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Q:what is a chemist's favorite plant?
A:stoichiome-tree

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Jim: "Anyone know any good sodium jokes?"
Tim: "Na"

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A single photon cannot increase in intensity, but the intensity of the wave can increase by increasing the number of photons.

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Yup you got it

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Yup you got it

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