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by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:30 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride?

A: NaH.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:23 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q. What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

A. Polar Bond
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?

The molar system
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:05 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?



A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q. How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?

A. Periodically.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:25 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:57 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q. What is a cation afraid of?


A. A dogion
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?

A: A sulfone
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Technically, alcohol is a solution.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q. Why did Avogadro stop going to the chiropractor on the 24th?







A. He was tense to the 23rd.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a bear that dissolves in water?




A polar bear!
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:52 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

My teacher threw some sodium chloride at me.


That's a salt.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What should you do with old chemistry jokes?






A: Barium.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: How did the chemist get in prison?






A: He was charged with a salt and battery.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:01 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019073

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the chemist say when he discovered two new isotopes for helium?





A: He He
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Double and Triple Bonds
Replies: 2
Views: 353

Re: Double and Triple Bonds

Yeah you pretty much place double bonds when you have more electrons on the Lewis structure than you actually need. Like if you need to have 10 Electrons but you have 12 on the structure, then you should replace a single bond with a double bond somewhere and remove one of the lone pair of electrons ...
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:48 pm
Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
Topic: Naming Chemical Formula and Balancing Chemical Equations [ENDORSED]
Replies: 5
Views: 1190

Re: Naming Chemical Formula and Balancing Chemical Equations [ENDORSED]

Oxygen and Nitrogen are diatomic molecules. Therefore, by nature they appear as N2 and O2.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: De Neve Study Group
Replies: 35
Views: 2257

Re: De Neve Study Group

Is anyone interested to meet up real quick either this Sunday or Monday to look over the last quiz prep section. (De Neve Fir)
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:02 pm
Forum: DeBroglie Equation
Topic: How do photons have momentum? [ENDORSED]
Replies: 4
Views: 630

Re: How do photons have momentum? [ENDORSED]

Photons can however, with enough energy, eject electrons. These electrons have mass and velocity and therefore, have momentum. So even though photons themselves don't have any momentum, their energy can create momentum on electrons.
by Andrew Nguyen 3O
Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:50 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: De Neve Study Group
Replies: 35
Views: 2257

Re: De Neve Study Group

We should probably organize something for this weekend to prep for the quiz next week. I'm in fir as well.

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