Q: Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride?
A: NaH.
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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:30 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:23 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q. What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A. Polar Bond
A. Polar Bond
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:04 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?
The molar system
The molar system
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?
A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
A: Because they lack the element of surprise.
- Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q. How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?
A. Periodically.
A. Periodically.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:25 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
A. They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:57 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q. What is a cation afraid of?
A. A dogion
A. A dogion
- Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A: A sulfone
A: A sulfone
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Technically, alcohol is a solution.
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q. Why did Avogadro stop going to the chiropractor on the 24th?
A. He was tense to the 23rd.
A. He was tense to the 23rd.
- Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:37 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a bear that dissolves in water?
A polar bear!
A polar bear!
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:52 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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My teacher threw some sodium chloride at me.
That's a salt.
That's a salt.
- Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What should you do with old chemistry jokes?
A: Barium.
A: Barium.
- Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: How did the chemist get in prison?
A: He was charged with a salt and battery.
A: He was charged with a salt and battery.
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:01 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What did the chemist say when he discovered two new isotopes for helium?
A: He He
A: He He
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:07 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Double and Triple Bonds
- Replies: 2
- Views: 739
Re: Double and Triple Bonds
Yeah you pretty much place double bonds when you have more electrons on the Lewis structure than you actually need. Like if you need to have 10 Electrons but you have 12 on the structure, then you should replace a single bond with a double bond somewhere and remove one of the lone pair of electrons ...
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:48 pm
- Forum: Balancing Chemical Reactions
- Topic: Naming Chemical Formula and Balancing Chemical Equations [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2032
Re: Naming Chemical Formula and Balancing Chemical Equations [ENDORSED]
Oxygen and Nitrogen are diatomic molecules. Therefore, by nature they appear as N2 and O2.
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: De Neve Study Group
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4814
Re: De Neve Study Group
Is anyone interested to meet up real quick either this Sunday or Monday to look over the last quiz prep section. (De Neve Fir)
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:02 pm
- Forum: DeBroglie Equation
- Topic: How do photons have momentum? [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1293
Re: How do photons have momentum? [ENDORSED]
Photons can however, with enough energy, eject electrons. These electrons have mass and velocity and therefore, have momentum. So even though photons themselves don't have any momentum, their energy can create momentum on electrons.
- Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:50 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: De Neve Study Group
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4814
Re: De Neve Study Group
We should probably organize something for this weekend to prep for the quiz next week. I'm in fir as well.