Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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- Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:11 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3633962
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q:Hey what's nu?
A: C/λ
A: C/λ
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:04 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
A: Because it was polar.
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
- Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3633962
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 degrees Celsius and still be 0K?
- Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
A: A ferrous wheel
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
A: He's 0K now.
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:43 pm
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Molecular Orbital Theory Diagrams
- Replies: 1
- Views: 668
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:21 pm
- Forum: Equilibrium Constants & Calculating Concentrations
- Topic: Chem Equilibrium
- Replies: 3
- Views: 698
Re: Chem Equilibrium
yes, the first 4 pages of the recent lecture.
- Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:08 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: Polar/nonpolar molecules
- Replies: 3
- Views: 932
Re: Polar/nonpolar molecules
Polar molecules have a charge and nonpolar molecules do not have a charge. If dipole moments pull electrical charge in exactly opposite directions, they cancel and make the molecule nonpolar.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Which electrons are the tastiest?
Pi Electrons!
Pi Electrons!
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:09 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Lewis Structure
- Replies: 1
- Views: 561
Re: Lewis Structure
When the central atom of the structure has left over valence electrons that don't have an expressed bond yet, it is necessary for a double or triple bond to occur based on how many left over "unbonded" electrons there are. This youtube video helped me understand: https://www.youtube.com/wa...
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:40 pm
- Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
- Topic: HW question 1.55
- Replies: 2
- Views: 603
Re: HW question 1.55
1 J= 1 kg*m^2*s^-2, so try substituting that for J and converting cm to m so that the units can be compatible.
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:34 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Wavelength, Frequency, Amplitude, & Intensity
- Replies: 4
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Re: Wavelength, Frequency, Amplitude, & Intensity
I dont think that intensity is dependent on the frequency or wavelength of a photon. The amplitude determines the intensity of the light because more photons are emitted in a unit of time.