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by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
by Lauren Wong 3K
Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

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A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated but I've got many degrees.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

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Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:27 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa!
by Lauren Wong 3K
Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:40 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:49 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 886716

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2Na
by Lauren Wong 3K
Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:43 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Number of Bonds
Replies: 2
Views: 328

Number of Bonds

How many bonds can each one of these have: N and C?
by Lauren Wong 3K
Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:37 am
Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
Topic: Ionic vs Covalent Bonds
Replies: 1
Views: 254

Ionic vs Covalent Bonds

What if the electronegativity difference is between 1.5 - 2?
by Lauren Wong 3K
Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:21 am
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Lewis Structure
Replies: 3
Views: 414

Lewis Structure

What is the disadvantage of Lewis structures and why is it actually an advantage?
by Lauren Wong 3K
Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:48 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Calculating Wavelength
Replies: 1
Views: 295

Calculating Wavelength

How should I approach this question:
FM radio station CHEM broadcasts at 99.5 MHz. Calculate the wavelength of the corresponding radio waves.
by Lauren Wong 3K
Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:32 pm
Forum: Photoelectric Effect
Topic: How to find the kinetic energy of ejected electrons?
Replies: 4
Views: 2257

Re: How to find the kinetic energy of ejected electrons?

How do you find the mass of the ejected electron?

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