Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
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- Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:09 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
- Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:10 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:19 pm
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A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"
- Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:19 pm
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated but I've got many degrees.
A: You may have graduated but I've got many degrees.
- Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh acid
A-mean-oh acid
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they are polar.
A: Because they are polar.
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:27 am
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Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa!
A: BaNaNa!
- Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:53 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.
A: Febreeze.
- Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
- Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
- Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:40 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:49 am
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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?
2Na
2Na
- Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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- Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:43 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Number of Bonds
- Replies: 2
- Views: 652
Number of Bonds
How many bonds can each one of these have: N and C?
- Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:37 am
- Forum: Ionic & Covalent Bonds
- Topic: Ionic vs Covalent Bonds
- Replies: 1
- Views: 490
Ionic vs Covalent Bonds
What if the electronegativity difference is between 1.5 - 2?
- Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:21 am
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Lewis Structure
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2579
Lewis Structure
What is the disadvantage of Lewis structures and why is it actually an advantage?
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:48 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Calculating Wavelength
- Replies: 1
- Views: 659
Calculating Wavelength
How should I approach this question:
FM radio station CHEM broadcasts at 99.5 MHz. Calculate the wavelength of the corresponding radio waves.
FM radio station CHEM broadcasts at 99.5 MHz. Calculate the wavelength of the corresponding radio waves.
- Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:32 pm
- Forum: Photoelectric Effect
- Topic: How to find the kinetic energy of ejected electrons?
- Replies: 4
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Re: How to find the kinetic energy of ejected electrons?
How do you find the mass of the ejected electron?