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by 804780590
Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Potassium went on a date with oxygen, it went OK.
by 804780590
Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:34 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I don't trust atoms. I heard they make up everything.
by 804780590
Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater
by 804780590
Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:11 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)
by 804780590
Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

An atom says to another, "I lost my electron."
to which the other replied, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"
by 804780590
Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by 804780590
Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:53 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
by 804780590
Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:54 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
-Febreeze.
by 804780590
Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Study Group
Replies: 7
Views: 617

Re: Study Group

A study group would be super helpful!
by 804780590
Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Username
Replies: 2
Views: 435

Username

How do I change my username so that it includes my discussion section for this quarter?
by 804780590
Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:45 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: How to find my posts
Replies: 45
Views: 36913

Re: How to find my posts

How do I create a new post? All I know is how to "Post Reply". Also, how do I change my username to include this quarter's discussion section and not the old one from last quarter in 14A?
by 804780590
Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
by 804780590
Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?
If you can't Helium and you can't Curium, you'll probably have to Barium
by 804780590
Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
by 804780590
Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
by 804780590
Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do scientists like working with Ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by 804780590
Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?
It becomes daytrogen.
by 804780590
Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:58 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet... BrB.
by 804780590
Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018498

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Something to think about...
if a king farts, is it a noble gas?
by 804780590
Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:14 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Chemistry Humor
Replies: 26
Views: 2585

Re: Chemistry Humor

Two guys walk into a bar. The waiter asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second guy replies, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second guy dies.
by 804780590
Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)
Replies: 49
Views: 4426

Re: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)

I live in Rieber! This study group would be perfect. My chemistry skills are still a bit rusty and I would really look forward to learning from you guys.

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