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- Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Potassium went on a date with oxygen, it went OK.
- Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I don't trust atoms. I heard they make up everything.
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater
Seawater
- Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, you might as well Barium :)
- Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3591509
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
An atom says to another, "I lost my electron."
to which the other replied, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"
to which the other replied, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"
- Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:37 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
This page needs to
- Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:53 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3591509
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:54 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
-Febreeze.
-Febreeze.
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:02 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Study Group
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1444
Re: Study Group
A study group would be super helpful!
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:46 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Username
- Replies: 2
- Views: 835
Username
How do I change my username so that it includes my discussion section for this quarter?
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:45 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: How to find my posts
- Replies: 163
- Views: 166194
Re: How to find my posts
How do I create a new post? All I know is how to "Post Reply". Also, how do I change my username to include this quarter's discussion section and not the old one from last quarter in 14A?
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:10 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3591509
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?
If you can't Helium and you can't Curium, you'll probably have to Barium
If you can't Helium and you can't Curium, you'll probably have to Barium
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
- Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:57 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
- Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do scientists like working with Ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:39 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes out?
It becomes daytrogen.
It becomes daytrogen.
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:58 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I think I left the Bromine and Boron in the cabinet... BrB.
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:46 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Something to think about...
if a king farts, is it a noble gas?
if a king farts, is it a noble gas?
- Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:14 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Chemistry Humor
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5577
Re: Chemistry Humor
Two guys walk into a bar. The waiter asks, "What would you like to drink?"
The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second guy replies, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second guy dies.
The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second guy replies, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second guy dies.
- Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)
- Replies: 49
- Views: 10113
Re: Rieber Hall 14A Study Group (Fall 2016)
I live in Rieber! This study group would be perfect. My chemistry skills are still a bit rusty and I would really look forward to learning from you guys.