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by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:57 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

A. NaBrODo
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

q: why did the bear dissolve in water?
a: because it was a polar bear!
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A: Febreeze.
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:46 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Are you made of curium and tellurium?
because you're CuTe!
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What element is derived from a Norse [censored]?
A: Thorium.
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What is the chemical formula for a banana???

Answer: BaNa2
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:21 pm
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Midterm
Replies: 4
Views: 567

Re: Midterm

November 2nd 6-7:50pm 14A-1, 11am class: Last name A-L in MOORE 100. Last name M-Z in CS50. 14A-3, 1pm class: Last name A-L in LA KRETZ 110. Last name M-Z in DODD 147. 14A-4, 3pm class: Last name A-L in HAINES 39. Last name M-Z in HUMANITIES A51. If you’re in LS 30A-2 (Dr. Garfinkel): 8pm in CS50
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Oct 23, 2016 3:43 pm
Forum: Electron Configurations for Multi-Electron Atoms
Topic: Chemical Bonds and Hybridity
Replies: 1
Views: 254

Re: Chemical Bonds and Hybridity

For the sigma and pi bonds, you just need to remember that a single bond has one sigma bond, a double bond has one sigma bond and one pi bond, and a triple bond has one sigma bond and two pi bonds!
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:43 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018492

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:59 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Quizes
Replies: 21
Views: 1376

Re: Quizes

Our TA said that the quizzes are not multiple choice!
by Srishti_Dhawan_2I
Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 18
Views: 1575

Re: Chemistry Joke

I have another joke!!
Q: what do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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