What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory retrievers
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:11 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:05 am
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- Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:44 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
"Help! Save me!! I'm diene!"
"I'm triene!!!"
"I'm triene!!!"
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:45 pm
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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022 x 10^23 pieces?
Guacamole.
Guacamole.
- Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:59 am
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Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY
A: CoRnY
- Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:57 am
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:59 pm
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My name is Bond...
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:50 pm
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A: H2O cubed.
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:49 pm
- Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
- Topic: entropy and W
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Re: entropy and W
Hi! For the first question you have, I would assume so. In the equation S=kB(lnW), kB is the Boltzmann constant, so it will be the same value every time you use it. Therefore, the only variable changing to calculate S would be and this would make W and S directly proportional. So, as W increases, S ...
- Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:26 pm
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I would never try to poison you!
Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:52 pm
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If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.
- Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:20 pm
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Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything!
They make up everything!