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by Lillian_Lai_1K
Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1012604

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:37 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

A proton walks up to a hydrogen atom and says, "Man, I think I've lost an electron..." "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "I'm positive!"
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:57 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How many atoms are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:26 pm
Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
Topic: 9.43
Replies: 2
Views: 350

Re: 9.43

You use the masses to find out how many moles of each substance you have: The moles of the 20.0 deg C water is 50.0g/(18.015g/mol) = 2.78mol The moles of the 50.0 deg C water is 65.0g/(18.015g/mol) = 3.61mol Then you calculate the Final Temp: [(2.78mol)(293.15K) + (3.61mol)(323.15K)] / (2.78mol + 3....
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

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Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
by Lillian_Lai_1K
Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7578
Views: 1012604

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's the formula for water?
HIJKLMNO
(H to O)

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