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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
- Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:37 pm
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Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:09 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A proton walks up to a hydrogen atom and says, "Man, I think I've lost an electron..." "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "I'm positive!"
- Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:57 am
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How many atoms are in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.
Avocado's number.
- Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:27 pm
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
It went OK.
- Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:14 pm
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Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:26 pm
- Forum: Gibbs Free Energy Concepts and Calculations
- Topic: 9.43
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Re: 9.43
You use the masses to find out how many moles of each substance you have: The moles of the 20.0 deg C water is 50.0g/(18.015g/mol) = 2.78mol The moles of the 50.0 deg C water is 65.0g/(18.015g/mol) = 3.61mol Then you calculate the Final Temp: [(2.78mol)(293.15K) + (3.61mol)(323.15K)] / (2.78mol + 3....
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:07 pm
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Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:09 pm
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What's the formula for water?
HIJKLMNO
(H to O)
HIJKLMNO
(H to O)