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- Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Organic chemistry is so hard, people who take the course go through alkynes of trouble.
- Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: At least I have a degree.
A: At least I have a degree.
- Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
- Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do physicists enjoy doing most at sporting events?
A: The wave.
A: The wave.
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Titanium is a most amorous metal. When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:32 pm
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. ;)
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:31 pm
- Forum: Reaction Enthalpies (e.g., Using Hess’s Law, Bond Enthalpies, Standard Enthalpies of Formation)
- Topic: Homework Problem 8.63
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Homework Problem 8.63
The question states: Using standard enthalpies of formation from Appendix 2A, calculate the standard reaction enthalpy for each of the following reactions . . . (c) the formation of a sulfide by the action of hydrogen sulfide on an aqueous solution of a base: H2S(aq)+2KOH(aq)==>K2S(aq)+2H2O(l) I hav...
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:22 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr'ed.
They get Bohr'ed.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:50 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!