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by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:11 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:47 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 823931

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Q: Why don't they galvanize ships to prevent corrosion?
A: That would make them zinc.
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:59 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 823931

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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:16 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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In the late 1940s, German theoretical physicist Arnold Sommerfeld, having previously written a series of books in physics: mechanics (1943), electrodynamics (1948), optics (1950), etc., was asked why he had never written a book on thermodynamics? “Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time yo...
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
by ibukunolabinjo_3J
Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:20 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry News
Replies: 38
Views: 15175

Re: Chemistry News

This isn't about thermochemistry but science has made becoming spider man pretty possible ;)

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 124957.htm

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