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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.

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Q: Why don't they galvanize ships to prevent corrosion?
A: That would make them zinc.

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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.

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In the late 1940s, German theoretical physicist Arnold Sommerfeld, having previously written a series of books in physics: mechanics (1943), electrodynamics (1948), optics (1950), etc., was asked why he had never written a book on thermodynamics? “Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time yo...

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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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This isn't about thermochemistry but science has made becoming spider man pretty possible ;)

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 124957.htm

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