Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:44 pm
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- Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:49 am
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:41 am
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- Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:11 am
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- Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:47 pm
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:06 pm
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Q: Why don't they galvanize ships to prevent corrosion?
A: That would make them zinc.
A: That would make them zinc.
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:59 pm
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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Because it's in the ground state.
Because it's in the ground state.
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:16 pm
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In the late 1940s, German theoretical physicist Arnold Sommerfeld, having previously written a series of books in physics: mechanics (1943), electrodynamics (1948), optics (1950), etc., was asked why he had never written a book on thermodynamics? “Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time yo...
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:38 pm
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:20 am
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This isn't about thermochemistry but science has made becoming spider man pretty possible ;)
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 124957.htm
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 124957.htm