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by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:20 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
A: AU, get outta here!
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:18 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
by AJ Garalza 2E
Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:10 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2
by AJ Garalza 2E
Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:00 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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I think I lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Did you know that you could be -273.15 degrees Celsius and be 0k?
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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I told a bad joke about helium one day.
Nobody was reactive...
by AJ Garalza 2E
Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:04 pm
Forum: Lewis Structures
Topic: Lone Pairs in expanded Octet?
Replies: 2
Views: 590

Re: Lone Pairs in expanded Octet?

I believe the number of lone pairs an atom has is dependent on what the atom is bonding with. For instance, in 3.63, Xe has 2 bound pairs and 3 lone pairs because there are 22 valence electrons total. 8 electrons each are given to F, the remaining electrons just become lone pairs (2 pairs of electro...
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:41 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1018006

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Hydrogen walks into a bar and has a seat next to Iron(II) Oxide. They strike up a casual conversation about movies. Hydrogen then asks Iron(II) Oxide what's you're favorite movie of all time? That's easy he replies, Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: De Neve Study Group
Replies: 35
Views: 2253

Re: De Neve Study Group

leezashashkova wrote:Does anyone know if we'll get our first quizzes back before the next quiz?

I would definitely hope so... I want to know how I did!
by AJ Garalza 2E
Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:55 pm
Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
Topic: SI Units/conversions memorization [ENDORSED]
Replies: 4
Views: 1009

Re: SI Units/conversions memorization [ENDORSED]

Thanks so much! I've been having such a hard time remembering these.

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