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AJ Garalza 2E

Q: What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
A: AU, get outta here!

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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon

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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!

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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze

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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!

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Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH

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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe

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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI

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Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

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Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY

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Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe

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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!

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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material

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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon

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What is the chemical formula for a banana?

BaNa2

AJ Garalza 2E

I think I lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.

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Did you know that you could be -273.15 degrees Celsius and be 0k?

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I told a bad joke about helium one day.
Nobody was reactive...

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I believe the number of lone pairs an atom has is dependent on what the atom is bonding with. For instance, in 3.63, Xe has 2 bound pairs and 3 lone pairs because there are 22 valence electrons total. 8 electrons each are given to F, the remaining electrons just become lone pairs (2 pairs of electro...

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Hydrogen walks into a bar and has a seat next to Iron(II) Oxide. They strike up a casual conversation about movies. Hydrogen then asks Iron(II) Oxide what's you're favorite movie of all time? That's easy he replies, Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

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leezashashkova wrote:Does anyone know if we'll get our first quizzes back before the next quiz?

I would definitely hope so... I want to know how I did!

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Thanks so much! I've been having such a hard time remembering these.

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