Q: What does Silver say to Gold after he walks up to him at the bar?
A: AU, get outta here!
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon
A: A silicon
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze
A: Fe-breeze
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
A: To become a buffer solution!
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What two elements do sheep yell out when happy?
A: BaH
A: BaH
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:16 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe
A: CHoCoLaTe
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What is the TV show that cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What did you do with Element 43 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth
A: None of your Bismuth
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
A: CoFe2
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa
A: BaNaNa
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:09 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY
A: its CoRnY
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe
A: A KNiFe
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people!
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material
A: Because it's basic material
- Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:07 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon
A: Because all his friends Argon
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:10 am
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What is the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2
BaNa2
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:00 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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I think I lost an electron. In fact, I'm positive.
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 8:44 pm
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Did you know that you could be -273.15 degrees Celsius and be 0k?
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:41 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I told a bad joke about helium one day.
Nobody was reactive...
Nobody was reactive...
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:04 pm
- Forum: Lewis Structures
- Topic: Lone Pairs in expanded Octet?
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Re: Lone Pairs in expanded Octet?
I believe the number of lone pairs an atom has is dependent on what the atom is bonding with. For instance, in 3.63, Xe has 2 bound pairs and 3 lone pairs because there are 22 valence electrons total. 8 electrons each are given to F, the remaining electrons just become lone pairs (2 pairs of electro...
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:41 pm
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Hydrogen walks into a bar and has a seat next to Iron(II) Oxide. They strike up a casual conversation about movies. Hydrogen then asks Iron(II) Oxide what's you're favorite movie of all time? That's easy he replies, Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: De Neve Study Group
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Re: De Neve Study Group
leezashashkova wrote:Does anyone know if we'll get our first quizzes back before the next quiz?
I would definitely hope so... I want to know how I did!
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:55 pm
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: SI Units/conversions memorization [ENDORSED]
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Re: SI Units/conversions memorization [ENDORSED]
Thanks so much! I've been having such a hard time remembering these.