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by Tania_Torres_3O
Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"
by Tania_Torres_3O
Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
by Tania_Torres_3O
Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2
by Tania_Torres_3O
Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:59 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

what did one ion say to the other ion?
A: I've got my ion you.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:08 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

“Oh”! The element of surprise.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Tania_Torres_3O
Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:12 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 28
Views: 2685

Re: Chemistry Joke

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:02 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:28 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 28
Views: 2685

Re: Chemistry Joke

have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:26 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

lose an electron?better keep an ION it!!!
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:45 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:20 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
by Tania_Torres_3O
Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:35 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:25 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

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What do you call cheese infused in sodium bicarbonate?

NaCHO3 Cheese
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

always think like a proton and stay positive (:
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:33 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Chemistry Humor
Replies: 26
Views: 2513

Re: Chemistry Humor

i told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction because all the good ones Argon
by Tania_Torres_3O
Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:59 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 907189

Re: Chemistry Jokes

dont trust atoms, they make up everything hahaha

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