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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"
- Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
- Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:06 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
- Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:12 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2
-baNA2
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:00 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:59 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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what did one ion say to the other ion?
A: I've got my ion you.
A: I've got my ion you.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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“Oh”! The element of surprise.
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:04 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
- Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:12 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 28
- Views: 6343
Re: Chemistry Joke
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
They're cheaper than day rates.
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:02 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:28 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 28
- Views: 6343
Re: Chemistry Joke
have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!
-he just couldn't put it down!
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:26 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
lose an electron?better keep an ION it!!!
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:45 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:20 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
- Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:35 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
- Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:25 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
- Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call cheese infused in sodium bicarbonate?
NaCHO3 Cheese
NaCHO3 Cheese
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
always think like a proton and stay positive (:
- Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:33 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Chemistry Humor
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5433
Re: Chemistry Humor
i told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction because all the good ones Argon
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Chemistry Jokes
dont trust atoms, they make up everything hahaha