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What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

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what is the chemical formula for banana?
-baNA2

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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.

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what did one ion say to the other ion?
A: I've got my ion you.

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“Oh”! The element of surprise.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-he just couldn't put it down!

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lose an electron?better keep an ION it!!!

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

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What do you call cheese infused in sodium bicarbonate?

NaCHO3 Cheese

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always think like a proton and stay positive (:

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i told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction because all the good ones Argon

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dont trust atoms, they make up everything hahaha

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