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by Kendall_Islam_3A
Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:09 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle
Replies: 202
Views: 65272

Re: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle

Good luck to everyone on the final tomorrow, and a huge thank you to Dr. Lavelle for everything you've done for us over the past two quarters!
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:49 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:34 am
Forum: *Alkanes
Topic: Substituent [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 250

Substituent [ENDORSED]

What is the definition of a substituent?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Ethel Alcohol married Fatty Acid. They had a daughter and called her Ester.
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Chemistry student: Great news, teacher says we have an chemistry midterm today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that?
Chemistry student: It's snowing outside!
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: Galvanic/Voltaic Cells, Calculating Standard Cell Potentials, Cell Diagrams
Topic: Cell Diagrams/Salt Bridge
Replies: 2
Views: 248

Cell Diagrams/Salt Bridge

If there is no salt bridge in the Galvanic cell, would the double lines represent the porous disk in the cell diagram for that Galvanic cell?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

The 4 hydrogen atoms joined forces with carbon to save the day. I guess you could say they were covaliant.
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:30 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: Heat Capacities, Calorimeters & Calorimetry Calculations
Topic: Molar Heat Capacity
Replies: 4
Views: 467

Molar Heat Capacity

On page 19 in the Course Reader, molar heat capacity is defined as the "heat required to raise temp of one mole by 1 degree Celsius." However, the unit given is J/K/mol. Why are the temperature units different between the definition and the units of molar heat capacity?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What does a hipster studying thermochemistry say?

"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:09 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What should you say if you borrow something from an iodine atom, an oxygen atom, and a uranium atom?
Thanks - IOU!
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:54 pm
Forum: Conjugate Acids & Bases
Topic: pH and pOH
Replies: 4
Views: 602

pH and pOH

What does the p stand for in pH and pOH? I know pH means -log[H+] and pOH means -log[OH-], but why was the letter p chosen, and what does it mean?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:12 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Chemistry Joke

What do you call a fish made out of two sodium atoms?

2Na!
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:46 pm
Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
Topic: MO Diagrams
Replies: 2
Views: 281

MO Diagrams

Why is the 1s orbital not included in MO diagrams?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:52 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Chemistry Joke

What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 887858

Chemistry Joke

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:52 pm
Forum: Trends in The Periodic Table
Topic: Electron Affinity in Group 15
Replies: 1
Views: 2121

Electron Affinity in Group 15

We learned in lecture that nitrogen is an exception to the general trend of elements' electron affinity to increase toward the top right of the table. Is this exception also true for other elements in Group 15 or only nitrogen, and if so, why?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:43 pm
Forum: Heisenberg Indeterminacy (Uncertainty) Equation
Topic: Collapse/Localize to a Nucleus [ENDORSED]
Replies: 1
Views: 251

Collapse/Localize to a Nucleus [ENDORSED]

In the course reader's first worked example of Heisenberg's Indeterminacy Equation, what does it mean when an electron collapses to or is localized at the nucleus?
by Kendall_Islam_3A
Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Hedrick Summit Study Group Chem 14A
Replies: 29
Views: 2468

Re: Hedrick Summit Study Group Chem 14A

I'm in Hedrick Hall and would love to join this group! Also here are some jokes to brighten your day: What do you do with an sick chemist? You can try to helium but if you can't curium you have to barium! Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating? OMg! They asked me if I knew any jokes about sodi...

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