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Good luck to everyone on the final tomorrow, and a huge thank you to Dr. Lavelle for everything you've done for us over the past two quarters!

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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What is the definition of a substituent?

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Ethel Alcohol married Fatty Acid. They had a daughter and called her Ester.

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Chemistry student: Great news, teacher says we have an chemistry midterm today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that?
Chemistry student: It's snowing outside!

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If there is no salt bridge in the Galvanic cell, would the double lines represent the porous disk in the cell diagram for that Galvanic cell?

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The 4 hydrogen atoms joined forces with carbon to save the day. I guess you could say they were covaliant.

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Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

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On page 19 in the Course Reader, molar heat capacity is defined as the "heat required to raise temp of one mole by 1 degree Celsius." However, the unit given is J/K/mol. Why are the temperature units different between the definition and the units of molar heat capacity?

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What does a hipster studying thermochemistry say?

"I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool."

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What should you say if you borrow something from an iodine atom, an oxygen atom, and a uranium atom?
Thanks - IOU!

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What does the p stand for in pH and pOH? I know pH means -log[H+] and pOH means -log[OH-], but why was the letter p chosen, and what does it mean?

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What do you call a fish made out of two sodium atoms?

2Na!

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Why is the 1s orbital not included in MO diagrams?

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I have many chemistry jokes... I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

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What was the charge when NaCl was arrested?

A salt.

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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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We learned in lecture that nitrogen is an exception to the general trend of elements' electron affinity to increase toward the top right of the table. Is this exception also true for other elements in Group 15 or only nitrogen, and if so, why?

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In the course reader's first worked example of Heisenberg's Indeterminacy Equation, what does it mean when an electron collapses to or is localized at the nucleus?

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I'm in Hedrick Hall and would love to join this group! Also here are some jokes to brighten your day: What do you do with an sick chemist? You can try to helium but if you can't curium you have to barium! Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating? OMg! They asked me if I knew any jokes about sodi...

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Re: Saying Thank You to Dr. Lavelle

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Substituent [ENDORSED]

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Cell Diagrams/Salt Bridge

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Molar Heat Capacity

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pH and pOH

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MO Diagrams

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Electron Affinity in Group 15

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