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by Joshua Song 2M
Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:13 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You want a joke?

... Well you're not getting one
by Joshua Song 2M
Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:29 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's the difference between a pedophile and an electrophile?

One has the letter "d" and the other doesn't.
by Joshua Song 2M
Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:46 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you call a man who stares creepily at Jacob's ladder?

An electrophile.
by Joshua Song 2M
Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:52 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why do Potassium and rate constant make such a relaxed couple?

They're both K with everything.
by Joshua Song 2M
Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:32 am
Forum: Galvanic/Voltaic Cells, Calculating Standard Cell Potentials, Cell Diagrams
Topic: Question 8, Winter 2013 Midterm
Replies: 1
Views: 264

Question 8, Winter 2013 Midterm

It asks us to calculate standard cell potential (E) without giving us the E of the half reactions.
Are we expected to memorize potentials of reactions?
by Joshua Song 2M
Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:54 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.
by Joshua Song 2M
Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:48 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

That feeling when a chemist is messing with you: [img]data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxAQDxUQEBAPEBAQEBIQEA8PEBAPDw4QFRIWFhURFRUZHSggGBolGxUXIT0hJSkrLi4uFyAzODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGy0lHyUuKzEvLy8tLTUyKysvLTctKy0tLSstKy8zLSstMS0vKy0tKy0tLTUrKystNjctLSs0Lf/AABEIANQA7gMBIgA...
by Joshua Song 2M
Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

How do you know a man is in love?
His internal energy goes up - he works harder, gets hot & sweaty.
by Joshua Song 2M
Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:01 am
Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
Topic: Posts
Replies: 23
Views: 2514

Re: Posts

Do we still receive points for posting on the Jokes forum?
by Joshua Song 2M
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:27 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Harry have mercy, I forgot to post last week and I don't want to lose points :D

I love you Harry <3
by Joshua Song 2M
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:26 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Long live Lavelle
by Joshua Song 2M
Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Do you have 67 protons?
Cause you a Ho
by Joshua Song 2M
Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:17 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

When you get back your chem quiz
-NACLNACLNACLNACLNACL
by Joshua Song 2M
Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:07 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What's the difference between chemistry and a hot girl?
I have a hot girl in my chemistry class but don't have chemistry with one.
#original

P.S. Ladies, this is just a joke, if I have chemistry with you, you are beautiful
by Joshua Song 2M
Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
The extent of cleverness on this page.
by Joshua Song 2M
Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:18 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7348
Views: 885764

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

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by Joshua Song 2M
Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:31 am
Forum: Significant Figures
Topic: All students read this sig fig post [ENDORSED]
Replies: 91
Views: 8948

Re: All students read this sig fig post [ENDORSED]

Yes, you will be penalized for having the wrong number of sig figs - you can lose up to 2 points on this upcoming quiz (which is 5%). I screwed this up big time.
by Joshua Song 2M
Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Chemistry Joke
Replies: 13
Views: 1297

Re: Chemistry Joke

My friend Eric was asking a girl to prom in his chemistry class.
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"

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