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- Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
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- Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:29 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What's the difference between a pedophile and an electrophile?
One has the letter "d" and the other doesn't.
One has the letter "d" and the other doesn't.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:46 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What do you call a man who stares creepily at Jacob's ladder?
An electrophile.
An electrophile.
- Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:52 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why do Potassium and rate constant make such a relaxed couple?
They're both K with everything.
They're both K with everything.
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:32 am
- Forum: Galvanic/Voltaic Cells, Calculating Standard Cell Potentials, Cell Diagrams
- Topic: Question 8, Winter 2013 Midterm
- Replies: 1
- Views: 508
Question 8, Winter 2013 Midterm
It asks us to calculate standard cell potential (E) without giving us the E of the half reactions.
Are we expected to memorize potentials of reactions?
Are we expected to memorize potentials of reactions?
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:54 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.
Cause Lavelle doesn't replace a quiz anymore so it needed to contemplate life.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
That feeling when a chemist is messing with you: [img]data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxAQDxUQEBAPEBAQEBIQEA8PEBAPDw4QFRIWFhURFRUZHSggGBolGxUXIT0hJSkrLi4uFyAzODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGy0lHyUuKzEvLy8tLTUyKysvLTctKy0tLSstKy8zLSstMS0vKy0tKy0tLTUrKystNjctLSs0Lf/AABEIANQA7gMBIgA...
- Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
How do you know a man is in love?
His internal energy goes up - he works harder, gets hot & sweaty.
His internal energy goes up - he works harder, gets hot & sweaty.
- Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:01 am
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Posts
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4258
Re: Posts
Do we still receive points for posting on the Jokes forum?
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Harry have mercy, I forgot to post last week and I don't want to lose points :D
I love you Harry <3
I love you Harry <3
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:26 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Long live Lavelle
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Do you have 67 protons?
Cause you a Ho
Cause you a Ho
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
When you get back your chem quiz
-NACLNACLNACLNACLNACL
-NACLNACLNACLNACLNACL
- Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:07 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
What's the difference between chemistry and a hot girl?
I have a hot girl in my chemistry class but don't have chemistry with one.
#original
P.S. Ladies, this is just a joke, if I have chemistry with you, you are beautiful
I have a hot girl in my chemistry class but don't have chemistry with one.
#original
P.S. Ladies, this is just a joke, if I have chemistry with you, you are beautiful
- Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:01 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
The extent of cleverness on this page.
Ctrl+V
The extent of cleverness on this page.
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:18 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3590561
- Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:31 am
- Forum: Significant Figures
- Topic: All students read this sig fig post [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 170
- Views: 34536
Re: All students read this sig fig post [ENDORSED]
Yes, you will be penalized for having the wrong number of sig figs - you can lose up to 2 points on this upcoming quiz (which is 5%). I screwed this up big time.
- Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2971
Re: Chemistry Joke
My friend Eric was asking a girl to prom in his chemistry class.
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"
"I think we have chemistry together. Prom?"