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by hfrazer1B
Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by hfrazer1B
Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:07 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:37 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:36 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:46 pm
Forum: Reaction Mechanisms, Reaction Profiles
Topic: Why is K = kfor/krev?
Replies: 3
Views: 571

Re: Why is K = kfor/krev?

We were told that the rate of the forward reaction is equal to the rate of the reverse reaction in a given chemical equation. For example, if you have A + B -> C + D, then kfor[A][B] = krev[C][D]. If you divide the right side by [A][B] and the left side by krev, you get kfor/krev = [C][D]/[A][B], o...
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:44 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:12 am
Forum: *Alkanes
Topic: Naming with iso- and neo-
Replies: 8
Views: 860

Re: Naming with iso- and neo-

Thank you for your answer!!
by hfrazer1B
Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:11 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by hfrazer1B
Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:14 am
Forum: Significant Figures
Topic: Sig Figs for pH
Replies: 3
Views: 1080

Re: Sig Figs for pH

Is it not the same as the other sig fig rules?
by hfrazer1B
Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:05 pm
Forum: *Titrations & Titration Calculations
Topic: Moles in sample and titrate
Replies: 1
Views: 269

Re: Moles in sample and titrate

The moles of the titrate and the moles of the sample are equal at the Stoichiometric Point. I think that's what Dr. Lavelle was referring to.
by hfrazer1B
Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:02 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
by hfrazer1B
Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
by hfrazer1B
Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
by hfrazer1B
Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:52 pm
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: ICL3 bond angles
Replies: 1
Views: 2503

Re: ICL3 bond angles

Adding to this question, will we need to know general angles for each shape for the midterm?
by hfrazer1B
Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:42 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by hfrazer1B
Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1015283

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H20 cubed!
*diss track*
by hfrazer1B
Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: De Neve Study Group
Replies: 35
Views: 2249

Re: De Neve Study Group

In Evergreen, definitely interested!

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