Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:08 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
- Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:07 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
- Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:37 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:36 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
A: H2O.
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:46 pm
- Forum: Reaction Mechanisms, Reaction Profiles
- Topic: Why is K = kfor/krev?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1556
Re: Why is K = kfor/krev?
We were told that the rate of the forward reaction is equal to the rate of the reverse reaction in a given chemical equation. For example, if you have A + B -> C + D, then kfor[A][B] = krev[C][D]. If you divide the right side by [A][B] and the left side by krev, you get kfor/krev = [C][D]/[A][B], o...
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:44 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:12 am
- Forum: *Alkanes
- Topic: Naming with iso- and neo-
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2235
Re: Naming with iso- and neo-
Thank you for your answer!!
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 2:11 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:14 am
- Forum: Significant Figures
- Topic: Sig Figs for pH
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1651
Re: Sig Figs for pH
Is it not the same as the other sig fig rules?
- Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:05 pm
- Forum: *Titrations & Titration Calculations
- Topic: Moles in sample and titrate
- Replies: 1
- Views: 597
Re: Moles in sample and titrate
The moles of the titrate and the moles of the sample are equal at the Stoichiometric Point. I think that's what Dr. Lavelle was referring to.
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:02 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
A: Never lick the spoon!
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
A: Polar Bond.
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium
A: Barium
- Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:52 pm
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: ICL3 bond angles
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4574
Re: ICL3 bond angles
Adding to this question, will we need to know general angles for each shape for the midterm?
- Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:38 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H20 cubed!
*diss track*
H20 cubed!
*diss track*
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: De Neve Study Group
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4824
Re: De Neve Study Group
In Evergreen, definitely interested!