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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:15 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:15 am
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:14 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:13 am
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:13 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:13 am
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
- Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:04 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Quiz 3 Winter 2017
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Re: Quiz 3 Winter 2017
Where do I find the answers to the quiz 3 preparatory quiz??
- Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:29 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who...
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:42 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
A: He's 0K now
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:42 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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3.14% of sailors are Pi rates
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:57 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you ever get cold just stand in a corner, it's always 90 degrees
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg
- Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:14 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What does an enthalpy pirate steal? Your Joules.
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:19 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do dipoles say in passing? Do you have a moment?
- Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver? Ask them to pronounce "unionised"
- Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:47 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should "zinc" of a new one.
- Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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NaCl
------- The base is under a salt!
NaOh
------- The base is under a salt!
NaOh
- Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:17 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
- Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:36 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Tommy:
I lost an electron!!
John:
Are you positive??
I lost an electron!!
John:
Are you positive??
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:37 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Week 2 Chemistry Jokes!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2078
Re: Week 2 Chemistry Jokes!
OMg did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together??
- Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:04 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Chemistry Joke
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2972
Re: Chemistry Joke
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."