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What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.

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The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Where do I find the answers to the quiz 3 preparatory quiz??

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A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who...

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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now

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3.14% of sailors are Pi rates

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If you ever get cold just stand in a corner, it's always 90 degrees

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg

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What does an enthalpy pirate steal? Your Joules.

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What do dipoles say in passing? Do you have a moment?

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver? Ask them to pronounce "unionised"

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I'm out of chemistry jokes, I should "zinc" of a new one.

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NaCl
------- The base is under a salt!
NaOh

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If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

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Tommy:
I lost an electron!!
John:
Are you positive??

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OMg did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together??

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A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am."

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