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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
b/c K = potassium
- Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:00 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
hahahahhaha
- Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:02 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.
He just couldn't put it down.
- Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:28 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
- Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:32 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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(b/c Argon is a noble gas looooool)
- Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:18 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
three kneeslappers in one wowowowow
- Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:18 pm
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Optimist: sees glass half full
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:45 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Señor, is Silicon spelled the same way in Spanish?
"Si."
"Si."
- Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:26 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You can freeze yourself at -273°C and still be 0K
- Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:10 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
A. First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.
- Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:38 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Got mole problems? Call Avogrado at 602-1024
- Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:20 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze
Fe-breeze
- Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Barium
- Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:40 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
- Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:23 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions
They have all the solutions
- Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:37 am
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What are bananas made out of?
Potassi-YUM
Potassi-YUM
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:15 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
*badumtss*
- Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:57 pm
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Where to begin? [ENDORSED]
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Re: Where to begin? [ENDORSED]
When you guys are taking notes, are you doing it off of the book (while using the topics introduced in the very beginning of each chapter in the Course Reader), the Audio-Visual Focus topics, or both? I'm so overwhelmed and I don't know where to start... thanks in advance!
- Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:16 am
- Forum: Administrative Questions and Class Announcements
- Topic: Homework Logistics
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Homework Logistics
How is homework collected for this class? Is it done at every discussion by the TA, or do we turn it in during lecture? Thank you in advance for helping out!