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by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:29 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:22 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:03 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:25 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020043

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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:00 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020043

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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:11 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:39 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7609
Views: 1020043

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:04 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:53 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 1020043

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:38 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:51 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:39 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:10 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?
by Ikechukwu Ofoegbu 3D
Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:10 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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