Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
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- Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:29 pm
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:22 pm
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Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
A: Because it's in the ground state.
- Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:03 pm
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Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:25 pm
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Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
A: A silicon.
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:02 pm
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
A: One molar solution.
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:04 pm
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:00 pm
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
A: A ferrous wheel.
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:11 pm
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:39 pm
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A: He got Avogadro's number!
- Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:35 pm
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:04 pm
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:53 pm
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:14 pm
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A: CSI
- Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:38 pm
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:51 pm
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A: Na
- Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:39 pm
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
He said NaBrO
- Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:10 pm
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0K?
- Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:10 pm
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Drinking.