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by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:16 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:58 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

My TA threw Sodium chloride at me! That's a salt! >=(
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:06 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
Well...

He's 0K now.
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:54 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

"Did you hear about Oxygen and Magnesium dating?"
"I've heard this before, it's OMg!"
"No, hasn't Lavelle taught you anything?! It's MgO"
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?" One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O" The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!" The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better tha...
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:02 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why is the vacuum cleaner so hot?

Because Thermo-chemistry sucks =(
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:01 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I was late to my lab one morning only to find the room locked and the lights out. On the door was a sign that says "Lab closed, Gone Fission"
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:40 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why couldn't the angel pass from Container A to Container B?

Because there's a demon in the way

(Maxwell's Demon)
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:52 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I know I'm not doing well in the class but I'm trying to think like a proton and stay POSITIVE
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:35 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Why did Superman feel sad every time he saw the numbers "3" and "6"?

Because it was Krypton blown apart!
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

You know what's a joke?

Not that midterm </3
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:33 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7606
Views: 1019123

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I have a joke!
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My Chemistry Grade
by Timothy Yu 2M
Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:35 am
Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
Topic: Linear vs. Bent Molecular Shape
Replies: 4
Views: 19844

Re: Linear vs. Bent Molecular Shape

@ Raven, Can you elaborate?
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:05 pm
Forum: Electron Configurations for Multi-Electron Atoms
Topic: Electron Configuration for Ions
Replies: 1
Views: 315

Electron Configuration for Ions

So If I'm looking for the electron configuration of, say, Cl-. Would the proper electron configuration be [Ne] 3s2 3p6 or [Ar]? Would it matter?
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:43 pm
Forum: Resonance Structures
Topic: Breaking the Octet Rule
Replies: 6
Views: 879

Re: Breaking the Octet Rule

Is there a specific reason why these atoms do not follow the octet rule? Is there also a pattern as to figure out which ones these apply to or not?
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:45 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Practice Quiz 1 Question [ENDORSED]
Replies: 5
Views: 789

Re: Practice Quiz 1 Question [ENDORSED]

For the units, will they always be in nanometers? Or will we have to like convert it into meters since meters is the SI unit?
by Timothy Yu 2M
Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:57 pm
Forum: Properties of Light
Topic: Different ways of looking at light
Replies: 3
Views: 400

Re: Different ways of looking at light

So wait, if there are two models of light, the wave model and the particle model...how does that work? Is it like the photons are being in a wave pattern like a wave of ants that look like one solid line from a far but are actually composed of separate ants?

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