What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:16 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:58 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
My TA threw Sodium chloride at me! That's a salt! >=(
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
Well...
He's 0K now.
Well...
He's 0K now.
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:54 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
"Did you hear about Oxygen and Magnesium dating?"
"I've heard this before, it's OMg!"
"No, hasn't Lavelle taught you anything?! It's MgO"
"I've heard this before, it's OMg!"
"No, hasn't Lavelle taught you anything?! It's MgO"
- Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:33 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Two chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?" One of the chemists says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O" The Second chemist says, "I'll get a glass of C9H16O2 with H2O2!" The bartender gave them both Whiskey because he knows better tha...
- Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:02 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
- Replies: 9651
- Views: 3589698
Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why is the vacuum cleaner so hot?
Because Thermo-chemistry sucks =(
Because Thermo-chemistry sucks =(
- Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:01 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I was late to my lab one morning only to find the room locked and the lights out. On the door was a sign that says "Lab closed, Gone Fission"
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:40 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why couldn't the angel pass from Container A to Container B?
Because there's a demon in the way
(Maxwell's Demon)
Because there's a demon in the way
(Maxwell's Demon)
- Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:52 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I know I'm not doing well in the class but I'm trying to think like a proton and stay POSITIVE
- Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:35 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Why did Superman feel sad every time he saw the numbers "3" and "6"?
Because it was Krypton blown apart!
Because it was Krypton blown apart!
- Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:55 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
You know what's a joke?
Not that midterm </3
Not that midterm </3
- Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:33 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I have a joke!
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My Chemistry Grade
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My Chemistry Grade
- Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:35 am
- Forum: Determining Molecular Shape (VSEPR)
- Topic: Linear vs. Bent Molecular Shape
- Replies: 4
- Views: 23050
Re: Linear vs. Bent Molecular Shape
@ Raven, Can you elaborate?
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:05 pm
- Forum: Electron Configurations for Multi-Electron Atoms
- Topic: Electron Configuration for Ions
- Replies: 1
- Views: 832
Electron Configuration for Ions
So If I'm looking for the electron configuration of, say, Cl-. Would the proper electron configuration be [Ne] 3s2 3p6 or [Ar]? Would it matter?
- Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:43 pm
- Forum: Resonance Structures
- Topic: Breaking the Octet Rule
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1980
Re: Breaking the Octet Rule
Is there a specific reason why these atoms do not follow the octet rule? Is there also a pattern as to figure out which ones these apply to or not?
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 10:45 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Practice Quiz 1 Question [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1496
Re: Practice Quiz 1 Question [ENDORSED]
For the units, will they always be in nanometers? Or will we have to like convert it into meters since meters is the SI unit?
- Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:57 pm
- Forum: Properties of Light
- Topic: Different ways of looking at light
- Replies: 3
- Views: 801
Re: Different ways of looking at light
So wait, if there are two models of light, the wave model and the particle model...how does that work? Is it like the photons are being in a wave pattern like a wave of ants that look like one solid line from a far but are actually composed of separate ants?