Q: How many physical chemists does it take to wash a beaker?
A: None. that’s what organic chemists are for!
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- Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:08 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:05 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated spirits.
A: Methylated spirits.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:49 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"
A: "Au revoir"
- Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:48 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
A: H2O.
- Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:59 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Jokes that go well together:
Q: Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
A: It went OK!
Q: How did Oxygen's second date with Potassium go?
A: It went OK2!
Q: Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
A: It went OK!
Q: How did Oxygen's second date with Potassium go?
A: It went OK2!
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:06 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
My favorite-
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
My favorite-
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:30 pm
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon
A: CoFe2
Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:34 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends Argon Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? A: They bonded well from the minute they met Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what...
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Im out of chemistry jokes.. I should zinc of a new one :)
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:33 pm
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- Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:39 am
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- Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:27 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Fall 2013 Q2C
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Fall 2013 Q2C
Can somebody explain why In+ is the only ground state electron configuration that is not [Kr]4d10? How is Pd [Kr]4d10? "All of the following can have the ground-state electron configuration [Kr]4d10 except? Clearly circle your answer." Cd 2+ Ag+ Pd In+ Sn4+ In+ ( Answer in coursereader is ...
- Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:18 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:51 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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In honor of what we've been learning, and a good comeback for some:
- Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:13 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:07 pm
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Heteronuclear Molecular Orbital Diagram
- Replies: 1
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Re: Heteronuclear Molecular Orbital Diagram
Heteronuclear problems will always follow z<8
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:43 am
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Z>8, Z<8
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1529
Re: Z>8, Z<8
Heteronuclear problems like NO will always have a shape like Z<8.
- Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:42 am
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Z>8, Z<8
- Replies: 8
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Re: Z>8, Z<8
Okay so I found out from my discussion today that only HOMONUCLEAR problems (same atoms,e.g. O2) need the whole z>8 or z<8 thing. Heteronuclear (different atoms, e.g. NO) will always be a certain order, unconcerning z. So, for homonuclear problems, you just check the atomic number (z) to find out if...
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:41 pm
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Z>8, Z<8
- Replies: 8
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Re: Z>8, Z<8
Then can you explain why NO+ has a molecular orbital diagram that corresponds to z<8?
- Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:54 pm
- Forum: *Molecular Orbital Theory (Bond Order, Diamagnetism, Paramagnetism)
- Topic: Z>8, Z<8
- Replies: 8
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Z>8, Z<8
I know Z is nuclear charge, and I know the consequent shape of the molecular orbital diagram, but I am confused with how we calculate the value of Z. Am I right in saying that the Z value is found from the number of valence electrons from the p orbital? For example, O2 has 4+4 electrons in the p orb...
- Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:53 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:22 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!
- Sun Oct 23, 2016 8:23 pm
- Forum: Sigma & Pi Bonds
- Topic: Quiz 2 Preparation [ENDORSED]
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Re: Quiz 2 Preparation [ENDORSED]
Will we have to know how to do problems like 25 and 27 of the homework for the quiz?
They are questions that concern knowing how to write the chemical formulas for compounds such as manganese (II) telluride.
Im sorry if this was already discussed :-(
They are questions that concern knowing how to write the chemical formulas for compounds such as manganese (II) telluride.
Im sorry if this was already discussed :-(
- Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:43 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
9. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
- Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:38 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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I'm apologizing ahead of time for all the bad jokes I will make because all the good ones argon.. But I think like a proton so I tend be very positive about it.. I believe when it comes to chemistry puns I'm in my element. (ha ha ha) https://sites.google.com/a/newton.k12.ma.us/nnhs-ap-chem-faq/_/rsr...
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:35 am
- Forum: Bohr Frequency Condition, H-Atom , Atomic Spectroscopy
- Topic: Wavelength (+ or -) [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 1
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Wavelength (+ or -) [ENDORSED]
Hi!
When you find an answer for the wavelength of radiation emitted from the n-states, how do you know whether to make it a positive or negative value?
Thank you!
When you find an answer for the wavelength of radiation emitted from the n-states, how do you know whether to make it a positive or negative value?
Thank you!
- Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:02 am
- Forum: Properties of Electrons
- Topic: Atomic Spectra Requirements [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 3
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Re: Atomic Spectra Requirements [ENDORSED]
It's also helpful to just remember the inverse properties of wavelength and frequency; wavelength gets bigger from y-rays/x-rays to radio waves while frequency gets smaller from y-rays/x-rays to radio waves. Once you memorize a few frequency amounts along the spectra you can fill in the blanks with ...
- Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:17 am
- Forum: SI Units, Unit Conversions
- Topic: How do you go from meter to nanometer? [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 7
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Re: How do you go from meter to nanometer? [ENDORSED]
My TA gave us a pretty easy way to memorize all the SI units regarding to meters. For meters, millimeters, micrometers, nanometers, each one becomes smaller by 10^-3 and it is essentially in alphabetical order. So millimeters is 10^-3 micrometers is 10^-6 nanometers is 10^-9 (I know millimeters is a...