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by Samya Konda 2I
Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:07 pm
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh Acid
by Samya Konda 2I
Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:07 pm
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
by Samya Konda 2I
Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:02 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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What is carbon dating? Two diamonds on a night out.

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
by Samya Konda 2I
Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:40 pm
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Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.

How many atoms in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
by Samya Konda 2I
Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:34 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.

When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
by Samya Konda 2I
Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:27 pm
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "A U, get out of here!"
by Samya Konda 2I
Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:26 am
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Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
by Samya Konda 2I
Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:10 am
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Samya Konda 2I
Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:08 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Views: 917231

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
by Samya Konda 2I
Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:55 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

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