What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh Acid
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- Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:07 pm
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- Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:07 pm
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:02 pm
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What is carbon dating? Two diamonds on a night out.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
- Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:40 pm
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Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.
How many atoms in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
How many atoms in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
- Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:34 pm
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In a sports relay race, a chemical kinetics specialist runs slowly, and his group loses the race.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
When the chemical kinetics specialist is asked why he ran slowly, his reply was “I always wanted to be the significant rate determining step”.
- Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:27 pm
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "A U, get out of here!"
- Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:26 am
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:10 am
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:08 am
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
How did it go?
It went OK2!
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:55 pm
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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".