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Dr. Lavelle: Catalyst lowers.... what? Student: A catalyst lowers the activation energy to speed up the reaction, it basically helps a reaction take a short cut... Student athlete: Short cut? There are no short cuts on the road to success. We grind all day everyday to make our dreams a reality. Ther...

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If we are asked to write out the name of a structure, do we have to do the italicizing thing and would we lose points if we forget the dash or we accidentally add a space in between the words (ethyl butane vs ethylbutane etc.)? I know these are minor questions but still I'm curious.

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

Also, if you don't like too long/strung together mnemonics; I often split them in half if you're trying to make your own but cant quite make a coherent sentence with the letters you're given. Also you can do it backwards (D,N,O, etc.), but just remember that you are doing it backwards!!!!

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I make mnemonics for the first few because 5-10 follow the normal # prefixes; all end in the suffix -ane. ** I sometimes get confused with the hexane and heptane so just remember that hexane is six and hexane and six both have an x at the end! Here are a few mnemonics that I made for everyone to use...

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

Every time I pot a chemistry joke on this forum there is no reaction

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

A physicist and a biologist went on a date but there was no chemistry.

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

Last night Sodium and Hypobromite came to my house and asked to borrow some money.

I was like NaBrO

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you cannot Helium and you cannot Curiam, you might as well Berium!

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Hi, can someone show me how they did #7, I know you use the first order integrated rate law, but when I work it out I am not getting the answer that is posted. Immediately you know that this problem is dealing w first order (given). The goal is to find the rate constant (k) and you are given both t...

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What is the show Cesium and Iodine love watching together?

CSI !

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates!

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Can anyone help me with number 6 from Quiz two preparation? I don't understand how the answer is 0.30 M I used the second order integrated Rate law, and my answer for K was 0.11092 i was wondering if i am going in the right direction and if so can you help me finish peals and thank you very much. S...

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I also find that when I have another browser open while rewatching the videos on bruin cast the video keeps glitch in and the audio is glitchy too. Once I closed all my other windows it works better

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers!

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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What do you do to a dead chemist?
You Barium.

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

Yes, you do 2 separate change in entropy equations (one is decreasing from the decrease in vol and the other is increasing from the increase in temp). Finally,you add them up for the net entropy change.

Katelyn_Nakamura_1B

Anyone know any good sodium jokes?

Na

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