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by Chris Liddicoat
Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:16 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"
by Chris Liddicoat
Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state!
by Chris Liddicoat
Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:14 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
by Chris Liddicoat
Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:01 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
by Chris Liddicoat
Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:15 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

In honor of Valentines day:

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
by Chris Liddicoat
Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:31 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
by Chris Liddicoat
Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

Them: "Tell me a potassium joke!"
Me "K!"
by Chris Liddicoat
Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:53 am
Forum: Student Social/Study Group
Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Replies: 7582
Views: 1017218

Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here

I have many chemistry jokes...I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :)
by Chris Liddicoat
Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:58 am
Forum: Calculating Work of Expansion
Topic: Provided conversions? [ENDORSED]
Replies: 2
Views: 343

Re: Provided conversions? [ENDORSED]

Yes conversions should be provided on a formula sheet during the test. So no you won't need to memorize the conversions :)
by Chris Liddicoat
Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:05 pm
Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
Topic: Thermochemistry
Replies: 1
Views: 257

Re: Thermochemistry

The Standard reaction enthalpy is when the reactants and products are in their standard states at 1atm. The standard reaction enthalpy of formation is the formation of one mole of a substance from its elements in the elements most stable form. (The most stable form of an element had a standard entha...

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