Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: "Have you got a moment?"
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- Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:16 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:21 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state!
A: Because it's in the ground state!
- Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:14 am
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
A: A graduated cylinder.
- Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:01 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
- Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:15 pm
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- Topic: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
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In honor of Valentines day:
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
- Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:31 pm
- Forum: Student Social/Study Group
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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
- Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:14 pm
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Them: "Tell me a potassium joke!"
Me "K!"
Me "K!"
- Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:53 am
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Re: Post All Chemistry Jokes Here
I have many chemistry jokes...I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction :)
- Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:58 am
- Forum: Calculating Work of Expansion
- Topic: Provided conversions? [ENDORSED]
- Replies: 2
- Views: 748
Re: Provided conversions? [ENDORSED]
Yes conversions should be provided on a formula sheet during the test. So no you won't need to memorize the conversions :)
- Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:05 pm
- Forum: Phase Changes & Related Calculations
- Topic: Thermochemistry
- Replies: 1
- Views: 459
Re: Thermochemistry
The Standard reaction enthalpy is when the reactants and products are in their standard states at 1atm. The standard reaction enthalpy of formation is the formation of one mole of a substance from its elements in the elements most stable form. (The most stable form of an element had a standard entha...